To become a submerging artist you must:
- Be over 50 years old
- Never have attended art school or left prematurely after arguing with a lecturer over principle
- Know how to spell Caravaggio without looking it up
- Detest being curated
- Think that grant is a man's name
- Never been seen wearing white sand shoes
- Think that mentor is a mint flavoured European sweet
- Strive for originality
- Not possess thick framed spectacles with square lenses and angular sides
- Believe that art should be accessible
Feel free to add your own criteria...